Cracks in the Facade: Why all computer security will fail, and why you should do it anyway.

In this bleak, depressing talk, we’ll discuss some of the ways computer security has fallen flat on its face and how you can avoid making the same mistakes, with a soupçon of humor for good measure. We’ll break these problems down and hopefully learn some important lessons, such as how to properly secure your corner of the IoT market, and how the inevitable heat-death of the universe is a result of RSA. Hopefully, you’ll emerge feeling smarter, discussing new topics, and only slightly terrified.